Zed

June 5th, 2010
by Andrew

25th April 2010 Coles Bay

Father of The Muppet, partner in crime to Chai. Zed tries to relax, but gets harassed by Chai. Zed and Chai share a house with Vanessa.

His sexuality is often questioned, or worse some people just assume he is more of a girl. He greets you at the door with a big fluffy dice or some other sort of stuffed toy in his mouth – a pink panther is one of his favorites.

If I look outside I see a plush bedraggled teddy sprawled on a garden bench, and another one at the head of the track we take when we head off on an exploratory walk.

Sometimes the floor is covered with all his toys in contorted positions, little ones and big ones, some with torn limbs and their innards spilling out. It is like the aftermath of a deadly battle between cuddly and squeaky toys.

For other comic relief, Zed is the master of sleeping positions. One of the funniest is when he is on his back with his paws hanging in the air.

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Posted in 2010, Autumn, Tasmania, Tasmania Autumn | Comments (4)

4 Responses to “Zed”

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    Andrew Says:

    Sorry you had trouble Glynda. Sometimes these things happen on the internet – there are a lot of variables. It could have been the server (just a big computer) hosting my site, it could have been your internet service provider, there could have been a lot of traffic on that server at that time.

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    Glynda Ponzio (1 comments.) Says:

    This page wasnt working this morning. i tried accesing it but it timed out 4-5 times now but i can access it now. Why did this happen? Am i the only one having this problem?

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    Andrew Says:

    You’re welcome. I can’t imagine how the post on zed helped you though :)

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    World Cup News (1 comments.) Says:

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