
10th May 2009, near Geeveston.
These are only two to three millimetres across.
Where I work there are different sections. To a degree there are also different cultures, habits and customs that have formed over time in these sections.
The section I used to work in, there are some obvious customs. One custom is to attach a paper tail, made out of paper hand towel, to the back of your pants without you knowing. It is pretty comical to see someone wander past with a tail dangling behind them.
And it evolves. A new person started there – he is from the north of Tasmania. He quacks, like a duck. As he walks past you hear ‘quack quack’. Now, at different times, everybody erupts into a quacking frenzy that runs for a few seconds then just stops. This has caused some questions from those not in the know but within earshot.
The area I work in now, they grunt
For example, an office person on an errand came in and tried to ask a question – she received a cacophony of grunts and roars. She laughed, waited till the idiotic response died down, then tried again. As soon as she mouthed the first word the cacophony erupted.
Back in her office, she thought she might get an intelligible response to the question via email. The primitive mass discovered the hitherto unused web cam that was given to us for the misguided hope that it might be used for online meetings. It was removed from the cobbled together dalek idol (see below for likeness) that the mob used for worship and some questionable rituals and reincorporated into the magic gizmo that allowed us to browse the internet and do email. A response was choreographed and recorded (with sound) of what she had experienced on her first attempt at questioning and sent as an email attachment.
These people have built up a primitive but effective vocabulary with their grunts. I’m beginning to understand some of the meanings, and sometimes catch myself grunting in acknowledgement. I’m also beginning to wonder, if they could have communicated with primitive man, or present day primates?
There is more, like the negative choice game, used to explore your social and moral boundaries.

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